1 rupee = 45 US $

There has been a tremendous improvement in Indian economy. India’s exports have increased and imports decreased. As economy is power, India has become a superpower.

SCENE 1

August 15, 2050.

Venue: Microsoft Corporation, New York, US.

Some engineers during break are looking at some photographs.
John: hey! What’s that?
Julia: that’s a bob’s photograph from India.
John: wow! Let me see. Which place is this?
Charlie: that’s Shahpura Lake, Bhopal.
John: fundoo yaar! Hey look, he’s got a Tata Pico as well.
Julia: Let me see, sexy yaar! This guy enjoys life there, doesn’t he?
John: do you know how much a Tata Pico costs? Nearly 200K, try converting into dollars.
Charlie: oops! Can’t even think of such things here.
Julia: lets go to India and try for jobs.
[Everyone exited]



SCENE 2

Venue: Sun Microsystems, San Francisco, California, US.

Peter: hey guys, my visa is expected anytime. Soon I’ll be flying to India.
Andy: when is the party?
Peter: when I get it on hand.
Linda: where will you be working?
Peter: I’ll be working in Kohefiza, Bhopal.
Ashley: who’s the client?
Peter: you know BMC, Bhopal Municipal Corporation.
Andy: oh really! One of my cousin works there in the road-cleaning department. Really challenging job man! People there work on the cutting edge of technology.
Peter: I’ll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.
Ashley: what’s GCU?
Peter: that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
Andy: that is what I like about that country. Everyone gets the job according to his or her capabilities. Not like here. See! I’m writing software for the space shuttle remote control. I hate this.
Peter: why don’t you also try for a job there? I’m sure there will be something for you as well.
Andy: yes. You are right.
Peter: don’t worry. I’ll give you my Hotmail id. Send me your resume and I will forward it to the HRD.

[Everyone takes his Hotmail id]



SCENE 3

Venue: IBM, New York, US.

Two female employees are having a conversation.
Maria: I’m going to settle in India soon.
Sophie: what!
Maria. Yeah. My marriage will be here in America. He works in the BHEL (Bharat Heavy Electricals Limited). He’ll be here just for one month. I’m planning to get a job in M.P. Nagar. Let’s see.
Sophie: Good luck. Don’t forget us and the US.


SCENE 4

Venue: McDonalds, Los Angeles, US.

Steve: hey, congrats George! Going to India. Huh?
George: yeah. I got my visa confirmed yesterday itself. Everything is finalized now.
Steve: great dude! Enjoy your life there. Got full aid, eh?
George: yeah. I got the UGC scholarship that will be Rs.1200 per year.
Steve (thinking loudly): 1200 Indian Rupees……!
That means 1200*45 = 54000 US dollars
Wow! With that amount I can buy a three bedroom flat and a Mercedes here. Lucky you!